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    等咱有了钱(摇滚篇)

    崔健等咱有了钱,把春节晚会包下来,全让他们摇滚!爱金属金属,爱朋克朋克。一次开两场,一场地上,一场地下! 
    黑豹等咱有了钱,专门招主唱!爱男的男的,爱女的女的。一次招俩,上半场一个,下半场一个! 
    唐朝等咱有了钱,让全国男同志都留长发!爱甩头甩头,爱跳水跳水。手边两套假发,一套甩头,一套拍广告! 
    超载等咱有了钱,把乐评人都换掉!爱激流激流,爱流行流行。手上两大媒体,一个捧自己,一个骂王晓峰! 
    窦唯等咱有了钱,规定全国搞音乐的人不准写歌词!爱后摇后摇,爱反技术反技术。一首歌只唱俩字,一个你听,一个我听! 
    张楚等咱有了钱,重新编写乐理!爱走调走调,爱忘词忘词。一晚上就唱俩,一个跟谢天笑唱,一个跟王钰棋唱! 
    何勇等咱有了钱,专对着李素丽唱!爱姑娘姑娘,爱漂亮漂亮。一首歌俩版本,一个电吉他版,一个三弦版! 
    汪峰等咱有了钱,规定搞音乐的全要到中央音乐学院进修!爱长发长发,爱眼镜眼镜。随身俩眼镜,一副用来认路,一副用来装酷 
    许巍等咱有了钱,规定北京到西安的旅途费用全免!爱白天走就白天走,爱晚上就晚上走! 一天往返两趟,坐火车一趟,坐飞机一趟!      
    郑均等咱有了钱,把拉萨人民都搬到东部来,爱杂就杂,想盖啥盖啥。布达拉宫再盖俩,1个盖北京,1个盖太原。  

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    黑色透明wrote:
    我应该算是路过的人。前些天跟家收拾东西,初中时候买的打孔带上全是灰,好久好久都没动了。那时候宁可不吃饭也得买,不管听得懂听不懂的,就是喜欢听。忘记在哪儿看的了,说,中国的摇滚就是场农民起义,一个字,穷。俩字,穷装。
     
      等哥们有了钱,让KURT那帮子人都活过来,天天跟家给我对着邻居家唱,前半夜一批,后半夜一批,看谁还敢说我那音响动静大!
     
     
    Feb. 13
    行健 天wrote:
    haha笑死了。
    背景音乐很搞。
    Feb. 1

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